
Neil Armstrong fue un hombre que dejó huella.
El que mucho grita, poco escucha.
Nuestra existencia prueba la existencia de Dios.
Hoy es el mañana de ayer.
En el verano la gente le gusta explayarse.
Pregunta: ¿Cuándo irá la mujer a la Luna?
Respuesta: Cuando se pueda sembrar flores.
Si tan solo tuviera un poco de modestia, yo sería perfecto.
Hay hombres que cuando pierden el cabello natural recurren a la cabellera postiza para lucir un cabello artificial.
En las elecciones presidenciales, los votantes deciden a quien decidirá.
Por frotar la lámpara, en vez de un genio, me apareció una ampolla.
El harén es un grupo de mujeres que practican la monogamia con un hombre que ejercita la poligamia.
Definición de Humildad: Fortuna del pobre.
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Neil Armstrong dies
File photo dated 14/10/69 of astronauts Edwin 'Buzz'Aldrin, Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins. Armstrong, the first man to walk on the Moon, has died at the age of 82.
Neil Armstrong dies
File photo dated 16/11/1970 of Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the Moon, who has died at the age of 82.
Neil Armstrong dies aged 82
File photo dated 14/10/1969 of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Andrew meeting Neil Armstrong, his wife Janet and Pat Collins (left), wife of Colonel Michael Collins, during a reception at Buckingham Palace for the American astronauts after the moon landing during their 22-nation 38 day world tour. Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon, has died, his family said.
RETRANSMISSION OF PHOTO TO CORRECT PHOTO ORIENTATION - FILE - In this July 20, 1969 file photo, a footprint left by one of the astronauts of the Apollo 11 mission shows in the soft, powder surface of the moon. Commander Neil A. Armstrong and Air Force Col. Edwin E. "Buzz" Aldrin Jr. became the first men to walk on the moon after blastoff from Cape Kennedy, Fla., on July 16, 1969. The family of Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, says he died Saturday, Aug. 25, 2012, at age 82. A statement from the family says he died following complications resulting from cardiovascular procedures. It doesn't say where he died. Armstrong commanded the Apollo 11 spacecraft that landed on the moon July 20, 1969. He radioed back to Earth the historic news of "one giant leap for mankind." Armstrong and fellow astronaut Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin spent nearly three hours walking on the moon, collecting samples, conducting experiments and taking photographs. In all, 12 Americans walked on the moon from 1969 to 1972. (AP Photo/NASA)
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A statue of Neil Armstrong watches over the Glee Club as they sing during a memorial service for Armstrong in front of the Neil Armstrong Hall of Engineering at Purdue, Monday, Aug. 27, 2012, in West Lafayette, Ind. Armstrong, a 1955 graduate of Purdue, died Saturday at the age of 82. (AP Photo/Journal & Courier, Brent Drinkut)
Boot prints from from Neil Armstrong's famous walk on the moon are embedded into the ground as members of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity pay tribute to him during a memorial service in front of the Neil A. Armstrong Hall of Engineering at Purdue in West Lafayette, on Monday, Aug. 27, 2012. Armstrong was a member of the fraternity while at Purdue. in West Lafayette, Ind., Monday, Aug. 27, 2012. Armstrong, a 1955 graduate of Purdue, died Saturday at the age of 82. (AP Photo/Journal & Courier, Brent Drinkut)
A worker in front of a picture display of Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, is silhouetted on the main stage of the Republican National Convention in the Tampa Bay Times Forum in Tampa, Fla., on Sunday, Aug. 26, 2012. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
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Senate Minority Leader Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., checks out the stage of the Republican National Convention in front of a picture display of Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, in the Tampa Bay Times Forum in Tampa, Fla., on Sunday, Aug. 26, 2012. (AP Photo/David Goldman)
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Kirsten South looks at the Neil Armstrong statue that is covered with flower, signs and candles outside of the Neil Armstrong Hall of Engineering Sunday, Aug. 26, 2012, on the campus of Purdue University in West Lafayette, Ind. Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon and who passed away Saturday, is a graduate of the university. (AP Photo/Journal & Courier, Michael Heinz)
Pictures of Neil Armstrong, the first man to walk on the moon, are displayed on the main stage at the Republican National Convention inside the Tampa Bay Times Forum, Sunday, Aug. 26, 2012, in Tampa, Fla. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)
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