Hablando del Rey: se los chupó la bruja

Ok,ok, pos ésta es mi tercer columnilla y déjenme decirles algo, sabemos que la bolita es redonda y no solamente sube y baja así como cantaban los pelaos esos encuerados y las monas con chichero apretado y minifalda a media nalga. La bola va pa todos lados señores, y más en el Rey de los deportes. Cuando uno piensa que ya chingó paletas en octubre, sale la bruja y te chupa, sabemos que donde entra la confianza entra la......

Así le pasó a Josh Hamilton y sus Rangers de Texas. Dejen les cuento algo acerca de él, pa mi, un ejemplo fuerte a seguir. Este muchachón estuvo en problemas de drogas y tuvo que dejar el beisbol por la rehabilitación. Ya curado, regresó con todo para ganarse el M.V.P en 2005, bueno, aunque hablemos bonito de él, éste tuvo un error grande en el center field, no pudo cachar un elevado de rutina y le echó la culpa al sol, je, je. Todos sabemos que hay 1000 maneras de hacerse güey, pos desde ese error ya no pudo batear nada en un juego clave y Texas quedó fuera.

También al que le entró sabroso la confianza fue a Coco Crisp (ah nombre tan mamón, Coco Crisp...). Pos le pasó igual que a J. Hamilton, tuvo un error en el center field. La gran diferencia fue que en el juego cuatro versus Detroit hizo un tremendo atrapadón en el central, agarró otra vez su juego y bateó el hit decisivo para llevar a su equipo de Oakland y seguir con vida y jugar el quinto encuentro contra los Tigres, pero hasta ahí llegó el equipo del "Money Ball". Los Atléticos se toparon con un gran serpentinero que tiró puros poemas desde la lomita (ah su madre, esa, me salió del alma), pero al chile, el pitcher de Detroit Justin Verlander la trae tiesa, ponchó a once, nomás recibió cuatro hits, y pichó las nueve entradas pa borrar a los contrarios de la lista.

También a los que se les apareció la bruja fue a los de Cincinnati, pero estos sí pa que vean que bárbaros, tenían todo bajo control y el Gigante remontó la serie de dos juegos abajo, ganando los próximos tres y en Cincinnati, con público ajeno y todo el pedo. Ni el tremendo bullpen de los rojos con los cuetes del cubano Chapman tirando rectas de 103 millas por hora (¿cómo chigados le pegas a una recta de 103 millas? , Pos nomás cierras los ojos y pones el bat, si no te pega en la cabeza ya chingaste!). Los Rojos tenían todo, muy buenos abridores, un muy buen infield con Phillips, ganador de varios guantes de oro, y al bateo con Joey Votto. Pos ni así, ¿saben por qué? Pos les salió la pinche bruja, esa que te #$#"!#"!" cuando estás confiado. Gigantes borró al rojo de la lista jugando gran pelota y pegando hits oportunos. Ese Grand Slam que bateó Buster Posey calló el estadio y sacó lágrimas al dogout de Cincinnati. Ese gran error de perder tres juegos al hilo, y en casa, no lo olvidaran nunca este año, no les van a dar dulces en halloween , el pavo les va a saber feo, que ni se pongan guapos pa navidad, que la cruda de año nuevo les va a durar harto, chance y hasta el próximo abril.

Este escrito lo ando armando en el avión, volando de L.A a N.Y, y me la voy a pelar porque no voy a poder ver el juego decisivo de Orioles vs Yankees. Esa serie se puso buena, estos dos equipos se estuvieron dando con todo en la temporada regular, puro estire y afloja como niñas de prepa. Yo, al chile, quiero que ganen los Orioles, como les dije una vez y se los vuelvo a repetir. Ellos juegan con corazón. Ahorita que llegue a N.Y les digo como vi la cuidad. Mi tour manager, Tom Baumgartner, fanático de los Orioles, me dijo que si ganaba Baltimore se iba a poner la gorra en el Bronx. Le dije que estaba loco, de ahí es Tyson y J.Lo, y se ven muy groseros.

Cuando faltaban dos horas para bajar del vuelo, un bato que iba atrás de mi grito que Yankees había ganado, y me pregunté si era brujo o adivino o qué, pues resulta que en el avión había servicio de WI- Fi (pa los macuarros que no saben que es eso, el WI-FI es Internet inalámbrico, o sea, que puedes ver mails, YouTube, YouPorn, google, etc) . Yo nunca me fijé, y gracias al bato que gritó eso, me enteré que Yankees habían ganado. La neta me agüité y chequé el scoreboard de ese juego. Me fijé que el pitcher de N.Y había tirado una joya de juego y que Joe Girardi, manager del equipo, hizo las decisiones correctas con todo y su papá recién muerto! Puso al Alex Rodríguez en la banca por no batear. Se ponchó nueve veces en menos de cinco juego, y llevaba solamente un hit en 17 turnos, o sea, que la clave fue tener al A-Rod en la banca. Aplausos para el jugador del partido que vio desde la banca el gran encuentro.

Por Twitter preguntaban que por qué los críticos nomás hablaban del fracaso de Rodríguez y no de R. Cano, que tampoco ha bateado nada. Y la simple repuesta es ésta: Cano gana 14 milloncitos y Rodríguez 30, es como si comparamos a Paulina Rubio con Maribel Guardia, ¿de quién van hablar mal los Chapoys y los Origeles?.

Llegando al hotel, me pongo a ver el quinto juego de Nacionales y Cardenales. La mentada bruja de la que les hablé hizo acto de presencia en la novena entrada, después de que Bryce Harper despertara en ese juego bateando un triple, un homerun, y llevar ventaja de 6-0; los Cardenales regresaron desde la sexta y en la novena, a un strike de ganar el juego, en Nacionales apareció este bato con apellido chistoso, " Descalso", y les pegó hit, impulsando dos carreras, de tal forma que así borraron a Nacionales de la lista y a domicilio.

Y así quedan las próximas series. En la Liga Americana, Yankees vs Detroit. Estos equipos traen a dos caballos fuertes, C.C. Sabathia por el Bronx y Justin Verlander por Detroit,. Los demás pichers se me hacen del montón. Los Tigres traen a Miguel Cabrera (ganador de la triple Corona), Fielder, y D. Young. Yankees, por su parte, trae a todos, aunque Jeter ya está viejillo y se fracturó el tobillo, y A. Rod no da una y le dicen el 'bochito", porque es un outito muy seguro. También tienen a Ichiro, Texeira, Cano, entre otros, y el héroe y jugador de 40 años Raúl Ibañez.

En la Nacional, los ganones son San Luis y Gigantes, los ganadores de la serie mundial de los últimos dos años. Los dos equipos tiene en la cajuels una palabra que vale más que nueve jugadores MVP's ,"suerte" y mucha. Los dos remontaron sus respectivas series con mucho nivel y ahuevo que con suerte.

"El juego es cábala y estilo, jugador que no tira percha no siente el beisbol"

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• San Francisco Giants' Brandon Belt hits a home run during the eighth inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series against the St. Louis Cardinals Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)

• San Francisco Giants fans cheer during the eighth inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series against the St. Louis Cardinals Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)

• St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher Jason Motte throws during the eighth inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series against the San Francisco Giants Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

• San Francisco Giants catcher Buster Posey heads back to the dugout as St. Louis Cardinals' Tony Cruz (48) reacts after striking out during the eighth inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

• St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Kyle Lohse sits on the bench during the eighth inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series against the San Francisco Giants Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

• San Francisco Giants relief pitcher Santiago Casilla throws during the eighth inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series against the St. Louis Cardinals Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

• St. Louis Cardinals' Pete Kozma can't handle a ball hit by San Francisco Giants' Pablo Sandoval during the seventh inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

• San Francisco Giants' Angel Pagan is tagged out at home by St. Louis Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina during the seventh inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

• San Francisco Giants relief pitcher Jeremy Affeldt throws during the sixth inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series against the St. Louis Cardinals Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

• San Francisco Giants manager Bruce Bochy takes starter Matt Cain out of the game during the sixth inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series against the St. Louis Cardinals Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

• San Francisco Giants' Hunter Pence catches a ball at the warning track off the bat of St. Louis Cardinals' Carlos Beltran during the fifth inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)

• St. Louis Cardinals starting pitcher Kyle Lohse sits on the bench during the fourth inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series against the San Francisco Giants Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)

• A San Francisco Giants fan cheers during the third inning of Game 7 of baseball's National League championship series against the St. Louis Cardinals Monday, Oct. 22, 2012, in San Francisco. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)

• San Francisco Giants' Brandon Crawford (35), Angel Pagan, right, and Gregor Blanco celebrate after Game 6 of baseball's National League championship series against the St. Louis Cardinals Sunday, Oct. 21, 2012, in San Francisco. The Giants won 6-1 to tie the series at 3-3. (AP Photo/Eric Risberg)

• San Francisco Giants relief pitcher Sergio Romo reacts after the final out in the ninth inning of Game 6 of baseball's National League championship series against the St. Louis Cardinals Sunday, Oct. 21, 2012, in San Francisco. The Giants won 6-1 to tie the series at 3-3. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)

• New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez, second from left, and teammates sit on the bench in the seventh inning against the Detroit Tigers during Game 4 of the American League championship series Thursday, Oct. 18, 2012, in Detroit. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya)

• Detroit Tigers' Prince Fielder celebrates with a teammate after winning Game 4 of the American League championship series, 8-1, against the New York Yankees, Thursday, Oct. 18, 2012, in Detroit. The Tigers move on to the World Series. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya )

• New York Yankees' Raul Ibanez leaves the dugout after Game 4 of the American League championship series against the Detroit Tigers, Thursday, Oct. 18, 2012, in Detroit. The Tigers won 8-1 and moves on to the World Series. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya )

• Fans celebrate after St. Louis Cardinals' Matt Carpenter, foreground, hit a two-run home run against the San Francisco Giants during the third inning of Game 3 of baseball's National League championship series, Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2012, in St. Louis. (AP Photo/St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Chris Lee) EDWARDSVILLE INTELLIGENCER OUT; THE ALTON TELEGRAPH OUT

• Matt Carpenter, Jon Jay

  St. Louis Cardinals' Matt Carpenter (13) celebrates his two-run home run with Jon Jay (19) during the third inning of Game 3 of baseball's National League championship series against the San Francisco Giants, Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2012, in St. Louis. (AP Photo/Patrick Semansky)

• Matt Carpenter

  St. Louis Cardinals' Matt Carpenter (13) hits a two-run home run during the third inning of Game 3 of baseball's National League championship series against the San Francisco Giants, Wednesday, Oct. 17, 2012, in St. Louis. (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)

• Detroit Tigers' Phil Coke reacts after striking out New York Yankees' Raul Ibanez for the final out during Game 3 of the American League championship series Tuesday, Oct. 16, 2012, in Detroit. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)

• New York Yankees' Eduardo Nunez hits a home run in the ninth inning during Game 3 of the American League championship series against the Detroit Tigers Tuesday, Oct. 16, 2012, in Detroit. (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

• Detroit Tigers' Andy Dirks tries to catch a home run by New York Yankees' Eduardo Nunez in the ninth inning during Game 3 of the American League championship series Tuesday, Oct. 16, 2012, in Detroit. The Tigers won 2-1. (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

• Detroit Tigers manager Jim Leyland holds the William Harridge Trophy after winning the American League championship series against the New York Yankees in Game 4, Thursday, Oct. 18, 2012, in Detroit. The Tigers, who won 8-1, move on to the World Series. (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)

• Phil Coke

  Detroit Tigers' Phil Coke reacts after striking out New York Yankees' Curtis Granderson to end Game 2 of the American League championship series Sunday, Oct. 14, 2012, in New York. The Tigers defeated the Yankees 3-0. (AP Photo/Matt Slocum)

• A New York Yankees fan reacts to the team's 3-0 loss to the Detroit Tigers in Game 2 of the American League championship series Sunday, Oct. 14, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya )

• Miguel Cabrera

  Detroit Tigers' Miguel Cabrera hits a run-scoring single in the eighth inning of Game 2 of the American League championship series against the New York Yankees on Sunday, Oct. 14, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya )

• Hiroki Kuroda

  New York Yankees' pitcher Hiroki Kuroda watches from the dugout in the eighth inning of Game 2 of the American League championship series against the Detroit Tigers Sunday, Oct. 14, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya )

• Robinson Cano

  New York Yankees' Robinson Cano, center, complains to umpire Jeff Nelson after Nelson called Detroit Tigers' Omar Infante, left, safe at second base in the eighth inning of Game 2 of the American League championship series Sunday, Oct. 14, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

• Joe Girardi

  New York Yankees' Joe Girardi is ejected by umpire Jeff Nelson in the eighth inning of Game 2 of the American League championship series Sunday, Oct. 14, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Charlie Riedel)

• Hiroki Kuroda

  New York Yankees' Hiroki Kuroda looks back at second base after being removed from the game in the eighth inning of Game 2 of the American League championship series against the Detroit Tigers Sunday, Oct. 14, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Paul Sancya )

• Omar Infante

  Umpire Jeff Nelson is approached by New York Yankees' Robinson Cano, left, and Jayson Nix after calling Detroit Tigers' Omar Infante safe at second base in the eighth inning of Game 2 of the American League championship series Sunday, Oct. 14, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Matt Slocum)

• Curtis Granderson

  New York Yankees' Curtis Granderson hits a solo home run during the seventh inning of Game 5 of the American League division baseball series against the Baltimore Orioles Friday, Oct. 12, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

• Mark Reynolds

  Baltimore Orioles' Mark Reynolds (12) reacts after striking out as he walks past New York Yankees catcher Russell Martin (55) during the eighth inning of Game 5 of the American League division baseball series Friday, Oct. 12, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

• CC Sabathia

  New York Yankees starting pitcher CC Sabathia reacts after Baltimore Orioles' J.J. Hardy grounded out to end the eighth inning of Game 5 of the American League division baseball series Friday, Oct. 12, 2012, in New York. The Yankees won the game 3-1. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

• The New York Yankees celebrate after winning the American League division baseball series after beating the Baltimore Orioles 3-1 in Game 5 on Friday, Oct. 12, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Peter Morgan)

• New York Yankees' Derek Jeter, left, Mark Teixeira, celebrate with teammates after Game 5 of the American League division baseball series against the Baltimore Orioles Friday, Oct. 12, 2012, in New York. The Yankees won the game 3-1 and advanced to the AL championship. (AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

• Jim Thome

  Baltimore Orioles' Jim Thome reacts in the dugout after losing 3-1 to the New York Yankees in Game 5 of the American League division baseball series, Friday, Oct. 12, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

• The New York Yankees celebrate after winning the American League division baseball series after beating the Baltimore Orioles 3-1 in Game 5 on Friday, Oct. 12, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Peter Morgan)

• Raul Ibanez

  New York Yankees' Raul Ibanez (27) celebrates with teammates as he reaches home plate after hitting the game-winning home run during the 12th inning of Game 3 of the American League division baseball series against the Baltimore Orioles on Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012, in New York. The Yankees won 3-2. (AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

• Raul Ibanez, Brian Matusz

  New York Yankees' Raul Ibanez (27) runs past Baltimore Orioles pitcher Brian Matusz after hitting the game-winning home run during the 12th inning of Game 3 of the American League division baseball series Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012, in New York. The Yankees won 3-2. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

• Raul Ibanez

  New York Yankees' Raul Ibanez celebrates with teammates as he reaches home plate after hitting the game-winning home run during the 12th inning of Game 3 of the American League division baseball series against the Baltimore Orioles on Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012, in New York. The Yankees 3-2. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

• Alex Rodriguez, Raul Ibanez

  New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez, right, hugs Raul Ibanez (27) as Derek Jeter watches at left after Ibanez pinch-hit a home run in place of Rodriguez during the ninth inning of Game 3 of their American League division baseball series against the Baltimore Orioles, Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012, in New York. The Yankees won 3-2. (AP Photo/Bill Kostroun)

• Kurt Suzuki

  Washington Nationals' Kurt Suzuki reacts as he flies out in the sixth inning of Game 3 of the National League division baseball series against the St. Louis Cardinals on Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012, in Washington. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

• Carlos Beltran

  St. Louis Cardinals right fielder Carlos Beltran catches a fly ball that was hit by Washington Nationals' Jayson Werth in the third inning of Game 3 of the National League division baseball series on Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012, in Washington. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

• Yadier Molina, Kurt Suzuki

  St. Louis Cardinals' Yadier Molina, left, scores a run in front of Washington Nationals catcher Kurt Suzuki on a sacrifice fly by Daniel Descalso in the sixth inning of Game 3 of the National League division baseball series against the Washington Nationals on Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012, in Washington. Home plate umpire Joe West, right, watches the play. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

• Bryce Harper

  Washington Nationals' Bryce Harper heads to the clubhouse after Game 3 of the National League division baseball series against the St. Louis Cardinals on Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012, in Washington. St. Louis won 8-0. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

• Alex Rodriguez

  New York Yankees' Alex Rodriguez slaps his bat with his hand during batting practice before Game 3 of the Yankees' American League baseball division series against the Baltimore Orioles at Yankee Stadium in New York, Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

• Detroit Tigers' Phil Coke throws in the ninth inning during Game 4 of the American League championship series against the New York Yankees, Thursday, Oct. 18, 2012, in Detroit. The Tigers won 8-1 and move on to the World Series. (AP Photo/Matt Slocum)

• Cadets from the U.S. Military Academy unfurl a U.S. flag at Yankee Stadium before Game 3 of the American League division baseball series between the New York Yankees and the Baltimore Orioles on Wednesday, Oct. 10, 2012, in New York. (AP Photo/Peter Morgan)

 

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