Lo has visto completamente vestido y te encanta. Su aspecto es normal, atractivo, e incluso ya has pensado en quitarle la ropa. Pero por mucho que te guste ese hombre, hay cosas que desenamoran…
Les preguntamos a varias mujeres qué son esas cosas que matan la pasión cuando un chico comienza a entrar en confianza con ellas y se despoja de su indumentaria. Con cualquiera de estos pecaditos a muchas se nos quitan las ganas de abrazar, besar e irnos a la cama.
1. Que se quite los zapatos y le huelan los pies.
Sólo pretenden ver una película, pero si el olor a sudor te alcanza, ni loca querrás acurrucarte con él.
2. Que sus calzones estén viejos, desgastados y/o sucios.
Imperdonable. Ésa es la única prueba que necesitamos para saber qué tan sucios pueden llegar a ser.
3. Que se quite la camisa y descubras una alfombra de pelo.
Sí, el vello corporal es algo natural, pero si nosotras nos esforzamos para que nuestra piel esté suave, no queremos sentirnos como si el que nos abrazara fuera un animal salvaje.
4. Que su ropa interior parezca la de un niño de 11 años.
Los superhéroes son cool, pero no cuando su escudo es el foco principal de unos calzones.
5. Que tenga el ombligo sucio.
¿Por qué hay hombres que mientras ven la televisión se hurgan el ombligo? Para que no les dé comezón, ¡báñense bien!
No, no y NO. No hay manera de justificar esta infamia.
7. Que tenga las uñas de los pies largas y sucias.
¡Por favor! ¿Y todavía se atreven a subir las patas a la mesa de la sala? Imaginar el roce de sus uñas con nuestras piernas nos pone los pelos de punta.
8. Que use faja para ocultar la barriga.
9. Que se desnude pero se deje los calcetines puestos.
Cero sexy, chicos. Cero sexy.
10. Que tenga un tatuaje ridículo en el pecho.
¿Cómo evitar reírse o poner cara de susto si nos encontramos a un Pitufo o a Mickey Mouse?
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